so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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