i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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