Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
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Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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