I need help removing her.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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