Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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