Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
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She even gives head with a lisp.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
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i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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