Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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