Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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