Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
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I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
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