There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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