Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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