Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
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Houston, we have a blender
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
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you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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