Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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