I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
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I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
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It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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