He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
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She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
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Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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