But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
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he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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