I bet he comes in French.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
it's like iHOP with fire
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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