North Korea, Best Korea!
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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