So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
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I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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