It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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