So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Acid is not a monday night drug
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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