don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
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the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
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I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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