She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
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When in doubt, it's too much cheese
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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