My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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