Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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