we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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