Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
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But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
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she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
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