It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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