You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Randomize
