She said her name was "party"
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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