how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
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youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
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My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
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