I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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