So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
