that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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