that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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