I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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