This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
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