thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
