you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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