he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
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He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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