She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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