Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
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The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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