Those balls look pretty dangerous.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
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i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
And then he peed in my hair
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