Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
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Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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