just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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