My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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