rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
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