D3 body, D1 cock
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
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Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
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This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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