Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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