You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
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'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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