sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
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So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
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I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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