I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
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Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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