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• (734): View more from Michigan

  i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.

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  what was she crying about?

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  i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.

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• (845): View more from New York

  This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.

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• (916): View more from California

  That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.

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• (518): View more from New York

  drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?

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