My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
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He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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