Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
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I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
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Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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