what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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