i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
and she was petting her beer can
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
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