i just google imaged poop.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
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I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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